BNW Update for December 9th: Stuff that stocking!

It’s the
Brave New Update
for December 9th





 Oh, my little Tweetie Pies! You are following us, yes?

Run along now…time to follow the funny book store that you adore….I’ll wait….


Ever wonder where all the good stuff is hiding?Check it out!! 
Seems we’re pretty good at it….
 
“This seller is excellent. FAST shipping. Product was even better than I expected. If I see Brave New World as the seller Ill buy it with 1 click and no worries, Luv you guys, Thanx, Jim”
 
“I’m a big fan of high-caliber sellers with excellent communication skills… 🙂
Thanks again and be well, -jason”
 
“Warp speed shipping ensures that I will purchase product from this seller again! Many thanks.” – Richard
 

Oh look!! MORE AWESOME STUFF! LOOKY!!! 












OH, TANNENBAUM!
 

  Oh, tannenbaum is this gonna be fun!

Dust off your ugliest Xmas sweater, grab a friend, a stocking to stuff, and come play our cut-throat gift stealing game for total holiday supremacy!!

Saturday, December 13th

join your pals at Brave New World (now in our gorgeous new location!!) for the ugliest sweater party around.

~ Ugly Xxxmas Sweater Contest: This is pretty self-explanatory, yeah? You wear it, we’ll judge it! THERE WILL BE PRIZES!!!

~ Stocking Stuffer Sale: How about 20% off anything that fits in your stocking? Bring your own, use one of ours….Make Santa proud: shop with both hands!!

~ Geeky Gingerbread Cookie Decorating: Delicious debauchery.

~ Substitute Santa Pictures: Seems the big guy in red (No, not Deadpool) is a little busy this time of year, so we’ll be calling on some other super characters to help us put the jingle in your bells!

~ Gift Stealing Game: Some people call this a ‘White Elephant’ game. That sounds absurd! This is gonna be an all out geeky gift exchange! And the very best part? WE’RE BRINGING THE PRESENTS. Yep!!! You’ve seen what we give away all year long…this is gonna blow all those other times out of the water! We are talking AWESOME presents. And all you gotta do is be one of the first 25 people in line, get a ticket to play, and at the appointed time, open a present!!! Good luck keeping it, though….see, if somebody else wants it, they can steal it from you, and make you take their awesome present! Oh, the hilarity that will ensue….

Cookies, fun, friends, geeky stuff, a sale, and mistletoe where you least expect it….this is gonna be so much fun! And, as ever, $5 at the door gets you $5 to spend in the store. Happy Festivus everybody!

THIS IS A TOTALLY ALL AGES FRIENDLY EVENT. Bring grandma!!!


  WEDNESDAY YUMMY TIME

 
Kogi BBQ will still be coming over to feed all your late night grumbly tummy needs…fear not! But you have GOT TO keep it clean, ya’ll. Just because we moved doesn’t mean we’re not watching you with our fancy robot eagle eyes….
 



SATURDAY MORNING
ART CLASSES
 
Classes are every Saturday at
10:15 AND Noon
Feel free to come by and check it out!
The first one’s on the house, and will give you a chance to understand what we do, meet Chris, and see which class time would be the best fit. No need to RSVP, just come on over and give it a go!

 (shhh…he’s sleeping….)
SUPER LIFE DRAWING
IS TAKING A LITTLE BREAK FOR THE HOLIDAYS, DARLINGS.
SEE YOU BACK IN THE
NEW YEAR…which is so much sooner than you think!! 






 NEW THIS WEEK….so they tell me
All the goody good goods that are scheduled to ship to the world famous pop culture super store that you adore, this
   WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10th
 
Reminder, loves: variant covers will NOT be held aside for you, or anybody else.
They are first come, first dibs books, you guys.
Let’s be adults about our funny books, SHALL WE?
 
ABE SAPIEN #18
AFTERLIFE WITH ARCHIE #7 PEPOY & MILLET VAR CVR
AFTERLIFE WITH ARCHIE #7 REG FRANCAVILLA CVR
ALICE COOPER #4
ALL NEW ULTIMATES #11
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #11 DELLOTTO VAR SV
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #11 SV
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #11 WAMESTER SPIDER-VERSE VAR SV
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #1 (won’t be on your pulls; get here early!)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #1 BIANCHI VAR
AMAZING X-MEN #14 AXIS
ANGRY BIRDS HOLIDAY SPECIAL (I bet turkeys and geese fall into that category)
ANGRY BIRDS TRANSFORMERS #2 (OF 4)
ASTRO CITY #18
AVENGERS #39 TRO
AVENGERS AND X-MEN AXIS #7 (OF 9)
AVENGERS WORLD #16 AXIS
AXIS CARNAGE #3 (OF 3)
BATGIRL #37
BATGIRL #37 DARWYN COOKE VAR ED (love this one)
BATMAN ANIMATED NBA MR FREEZE AF
BATMAN ANIMATED NBA TWO FACE AF (seriously. picture them playing basketball)
BATMAN ETERNAL #36
B1TCH PLANET #1 (forget the title. this looks GREAT)
B1TCH PLANET #1 CVR E DISPLAY CVR
BRAVEST WARRIORS #27 MAIN CVRS
CONSTANTINE #20
COPPERHEAD #4
DC NATION DEADMAN & CROW PLUSH FIG 2 PACK (cute…and terrifying. kinda perfect)
DEADPOOLS ART OF WAR #3 (OF 4)
DEATH OF WOLVERINE LOGAN LEGACY #6 (OF 7)
DOCTOR WHO 12 DOCTORS 12 STORIES SLIPCASE ED
DOCTOR WHO 4PC 16 OZ GLASS SET
DRIFTER #1 CVR G 2ND PTG DISPLAY CVR
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS LEGENDS OF BALDURS GATE #3
EARTH 2 WORLDS END #10
EAST OF WEST WORLD ONE SHOT
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS #1 (OF 5) 2ND PTG
FBP FEDERAL BUREAU OF PHYSICS #16
FRAGGLE ROCK JOURNEY EVERSPRING #3 (OF 4)
GEORGE PEREZ SIRENS #2 MAIN WRAPAROUND
GEORGE ROMEROS EMPIRE OF DEAD ACT TWO #4 (OF 5)
GOD IS DEAD #25
GOD IS DEAD #25 CARNAGE WRAP CVR
GOON OCCASION OF REVENGE #4 (OF 4)
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #37 (GODHEAD)
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #37 DARWYN COOKE VAR ED (GODHEAD)
GUARDIANS OF GALAXY ANNUAL #1
GUARDIANS OF GALAXY ANNUAL #1 DOE VAR
HARLEY QUINN HOLIDAY SPECIAL #1 (limited, ya’ll…)
HARLEY QUINN HOLIDAY SPECIAL #1 NEW YEARS EVE VAR ED
HAUNTED HORROR #14
HERE HC
HOWTOONS REIGNITION #5
ITTY BITTY COMICS THE MASK #2
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNITED #7
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNITED #7 COMBO PACK
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNITED #7 DARWYN COOKE VAR ED
KLARION #3
LADY DEMON #1 CVR E POULAT BOMBSHELL VAR
LITTLE NEMO RETURN TO SLUMBERLAND #3
MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDS FOREVER #12
NEW 52 FUTURES END #32 (WEEKLY)
NEW SUICIDE SQUAD #5
NIGHTCRAWLER #9
OCTOBER FACTION #3
PETER PANZERFAUST #22
POP GOTG STAR LORD VINYL FIG (aww, come on. legendary outlaw?)
POPEYE CLASSICS ONGOING #29
PROMETHEUS FIRE AND STONE #4
PUNISHER #13
PUNKS THE COMIC #3
REGULAR SHOW #18
ROCKET RACCOON #6
SATANS 3 RING CIRCUS OF H$$$ TP (they typed that, not me…)
SAVAGE HULK TP VOL 01 MAN WITHIN
SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU #52
SECRET SIX #1 BLANK VAR ED
S3X CRIMINALS #9
SHUTTER #7 CVR A GIENI & DEL DUCA
SHUTTER #7 CVR F MCKELVIE INCV
SHUTTER #7 CVR H DISPLAY CVR
SKYLANDERS #3
SKYLANDERS #3 SUBSCRIPTION VAR
SOLAR MAN OF ATOM #8 CVR A DOE MAIN
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #267 HOLIDAY HAVOC VAR CVR
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG #267 REG CVR
SOUTHERN BASTARDS #6
SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO 2199 1/1000 SCL MDL KIT
SPIDER-MAN AND X-MEN #1 (wait, whaaaaaaaaat)
SPIDER-MAN AND X-MEN #1 BENGAL VAR
SPIDER-VERSE TEAM UP #2 (OF 3) SV
SPONGEBOB COMICS #39
STAR TREK NEW VISIONS MADE OUT OF MUDD
SUICIDE RISK #20
TEEN DOG #4
THE VALIANT #1 (OF 4) CVR A RIVERA
THOR #3
TMNT ONGOING #41
TOON TUMBLERS BOMBSHELLS HARLEY QUINN PINT GLASS (fits in a stocking nicely…)
UNCANNY X-MEN ANNUAL #1
WALKING DEAD #135
WALKING DEAD TV 10IN RICK GRIMES DLX AF (this is really well done…and we’re only getting 4!)
WILDS END #4
WINTERWORLD #5
WORLDS FINEST #29
X-FORCE #13
X-MEN #22
 
  Looks like another great week,
you guys!
 
See something you want?
Email me, baby! 

 


  Say, wanna hear about all of our super duper keen events first hand? Maybe even have a chance to plan ahead to attend, figure out who else is likely to be here, or just check out the goings on?

Well, little love, make with the clicky!

  



Hey! Something you want to play, some event you would love to attend, anything at all you’d like to see us offer? Well, we don’t read minds! TELL US!


 


 
MAKE YOUR OWN THEME! 

Bring a 700pt team!
Make up a theme to explain it!!
 
Best theme will win a prize!
Fellowship will likewise win a prize!

Please be on time! We want to finish up with time to change into ugly Xmas sweaters for the party!!

See you Saturday at 2pm in the Brave New Loft.

 
(I ran out of exclamation points. This is despair.)




~~ Having seen the pictures, I’m pretty sure I know who this Diet Dr. Pepper mountain man is…. ~~ Space girl. ~~ Dear Santa: No. ~~ Um, Trevor? TOM?? ~~ Rawr. ~~ Oh, man….Tape World. ~~ What? WHAAAAT??? Oh, intern George…. ~~ My name is Bingo Callavici. ~~ Get to 2:08, and tell me what they say. Please. ~~ Long time friend of The World, Richard LeRoy, lost his battle with cancer last week. We wish his family peace. He will be missed. ~~     


Until next time, I’m still…

~Portlyn @ BNW

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